"You’re living life a different way. They’re living life the way that it makes sense and they’re following a structure that has proven to be wonderful…and we’re just going a bit rogue."
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
"I’m not the way that I used to be, I took the record off repeat. You killed me, but I survived and now I’m coming alive."
I was born on the 13th. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks. My first #1 song had a 13-second intro. Every time I’ve won an award I’ve been seated in either the 13th seat, the 13th row, the 13th section or row M, which is the 13th letter
I met her seven years ago at an event where we both didn’t know a single person. We hit it off over a mutual respect for Chandler Bing, and we’ve been eating pizza together ever since.
[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]
I’m not afraid to draw my blood, I’m not backing down
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fight and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
↳ “the world will break your heart ten ways to sunday, that’s guaranteed. i can’t begin to explain that. or the craziness inside myself and everyone else. but guess what: sunday’s my favorite day again. i think of what everyone did for me, and i feel like a very lucky guy.”